{"id":423,"date":"2014-04-16T14:41:16","date_gmt":"2014-04-16T14:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/?p=423"},"modified":"2014-04-16T14:41:16","modified_gmt":"2014-04-16T14:41:16","slug":"how-not-to-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/04\/16\/how-not-to-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"How (not) to blog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/blue-flower1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-429 alignleft\" alt=\"blue flower\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/blue-flower1.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a>Been reading a lot of articles in writing magazines about blogging recently and turns out I am doing it all wrong. Key points seem to be:<\/p>\n<p>Do not write about yourself<\/p>\n<p>Do not write about writing<\/p>\n<p>Do not write about writer&#8217;s block etc<\/p>\n<p>Good job this is just my practice blog, then. You know, the one before I am a famous author. Ha ha.<\/p>\n<p>Even my spammers are telling me what I am doing wrong in terms of SEO optimisation. At least I think they are, they write a different language these techie folk. \u00a0I understand it about as much as the &#8216;comments&#8217; received in\u00a0Cyrillic script. \u00a0Although if the Russian feedback is anything like the rest of the stuff I get, I&#8217;m glad really. (See <a title=\"Being Someone Else\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/?p=411\">Being Someone Else<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>Plus, someone recently reminded me that whatever you put out there is there forever. That&#8217;s a scary thought. All those anxieties and little foibles on display for eternity.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/daisy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-425 aligncenter\" alt=\"daisy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/daisy.jpg\" width=\"165\" height=\"221\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I should follow the wise words in <a title=\"Mslexia\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mslexia.co.uk\/\">Mslexia<\/a>, issue 61. In Digidoings &#8211; Plan B, Katy Evans-Bush suggests inviting guest bloggers to write for your blog and hoping that you will be asked to return the favour. Wendy Clarke\u00a0in &#8220;Be a Good Blog Host&#8221; (<a title=\"Writing Magazine\" href=\"https:\/\/www.writers-online.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Writing Magazine<\/a>\u00a0March 2014)\u00a0advises on the etiquette of approaching and hosting guest bloggers. <a title=\"Writers' Forum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.writers-forum.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Writers&#8217; Forum <\/a>issue 149 has an article &#8220;Make Money From Your Blog.&#8221; \u00a0That would be nice. Time to set myself some new objectives and get serious about this bloggin&#8217; lark.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, that will be a distraction from the other thing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/blossom.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-426 aligncenter\" alt=\"blossom\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/blossom.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>By the way, the photos are nothing to do with the post, just that it is spring and actually springlike. What a difference a month makes. The offspring got hold of my phone and took these splendid shots at <a title=\"Westonbirt Arboretum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.forestry.gov.uk\/westonbirt\u200e\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Westonbirt Arboretum<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been reading a lot of articles in writing magazines about blogging recently and turns out I am doing it all wrong. Key points seem to be: Do not write about yourself Do not write about writing Do not write about writer&#8217;s block etc Good job this is just my practice blog, then. You know, the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/04\/16\/how-not-to-blog\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How (not) to blog&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,21,43,49,52,55,57],"tags":[71,85,86,102,110,116,120,123,126,127,131,132,133],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}