{"id":244,"date":"2013-10-18T08:47:39","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T08:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/?p=244"},"modified":"2013-10-18T08:47:39","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T08:47:39","slug":"rag-tugby-and-baby-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/2013\/10\/18\/rag-tugby-and-baby-cheese\/","title":{"rendered":"Rag Tugby and Baby Cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t I type the word\u00a0<strong>the<\/strong>\u00a0without typing\u00a0<strong>teh<\/strong>\u00a0and having to go back and swap teh letters? \u00a0Word auto corrects it and so I have never learnt to type the word properly, it would seem.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just typing, though. \u00a0Speech causes problems, too.<\/p>\n<p>Someone told me, the other day, that she keeps calling the excellent series &#8216;Breaking Bad&#8217;, Baking Bread.<\/p>\n<p>I have an issue with Tag Rugby which becomes Tug Ragby, Rag Tugby, Rug Tagby,by which point the conversational thread is gone and my daughter is despairing of me. \u00a0She&#8217;s one to talk.<\/p>\n<p>When small, she was given a fancy dress outfit for Christmas. \u00a0It was a Barbie &#8216;Princess and The Pauper&#8217; themed dress (also played a tune &#8211; classy stuff). \u00a0Anyway, the little one couldn&#8217;t say Pauper, so the outfit was known as the Princess Porker dress, ultimately shortened to Princess Pork. Cut to Barbie shuddering in horror.<\/p>\n<p>The same child had a problem with Jesus, too. \u00a0He was known for quite some time in our house as the Baby Cheesus, which became, you&#8217;ve guessed it, Baby Cheese.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why can&#8217;t I type the word\u00a0the\u00a0without typing\u00a0teh\u00a0and having to go back and swap teh letters? \u00a0Word auto corrects it and so I have never learnt to type the word properly, it would seem. It&#8217;s not just typing, though. \u00a0Speech causes problems, too. Someone told me, the other day, that she keeps calling the excellent series &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/2013\/10\/18\/rag-tugby-and-baby-cheese\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Rag Tugby and Baby Cheese&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[52,57],"tags":[123,132],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}