{"id":128,"date":"2013-05-21T10:10:37","date_gmt":"2013-05-21T10:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/?p=128"},"modified":"2013-05-21T10:10:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-21T10:10:37","slug":"procrastination-gets-things-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/2013\/05\/21\/procrastination-gets-things-done\/","title":{"rendered":"Procrastination gets things done"},"content":{"rendered":"

Procrastination gets things done. So someone tells me. A distinctly positive, glass half-full sort of person. To be fair, the pro<\/strong>\u00a0in procrastination does make it sound like a let’s-get-on-with-it, all action sort of word, along the lines of progression, proceeding and productive. I suppose what he’s saying is, you may not be completing your tax return or cleaning the oven, but you have, in desperation to avoid doing those things, finally put together the ikea chest of drawers which has been lurking quietly in the garage, wrapped in its packaging for the last two years.<\/p>\n

It is most likely that I should have attributed “procrastination gets things done” to someone famous and worthy. The person who said it to me is an accountant not a philosopher, after all. Where would we be, I ask you, if it turned out that the bean counters had all the answers?<\/p>\n

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I thought this week’s procrastination would be setting up Google Analytics for this blog. But it didn’t take me that long to do: about an hour watching youtube videos yesterday and only ten minutes actually doing the dreaded technical stuff this morning. I’m not sure whether it was worth it to find out that the IT Director is my only reader. \u00a0I know, I know – I need to tell people about it. \u00a0Maybe that will be my objective for next week. \u00a0Ha ha.<\/p>\n

Another potentially time wasting activity has been creating a pen name. There are websites out there capable of generating one for you. These are the first three presented to me:\u00a0Nobe Benvenisty,\u00a0Rolando Giacherio and\u00a0Agripina Dyke. I am not making this up. None of these are quite what I was aiming for.<\/p>\n

Have a go yourself\u00a0http:\/\/www.namegenerator.biz\/pseudonym-generator.php<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Not only did I spend\/waste time on various of these name generators, I also researched the pros and cons of using a pen name. This caused me to waver. There was a perilous moment when I thought “Nah, I’ll just do everything under my own name.”<\/p>\n

Then I changed my mind again. Procrastinator’s prerogative. I decided to go with a combination of family names in the end. Everything I’ve had published so far (okay, four stories) has been as a result of entering online writing competitions. My first proper submission using my new pen name is sitting in its envelope waiting to go to the post office…<\/p>\n

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Procrastination gets things done. So someone tells me. A distinctly positive, glass half-full sort of person. To be fair, the pro\u00a0in procrastination does make it sound like a let’s-get-on-with-it, all action sort of word, along the lines of progression, proceeding and productive. I suppose what he’s saying is, you may not be completing your tax … Continue reading “Procrastination gets things done”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,29,39,43,52,57],"tags":[106,110,117,132],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegreatprocrastinator.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}